alwerakoo:

hawkofkrypton:

babe wake up, Disney is building up to a real life Bite Of 87

Disney workers in a few years

funnytwittertweets:

matemisho:

frogmoss1:

if you manage to run across this line without falling into any of the adjacent states, they let you pee in the white house whenever you want

US secret hack #20

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

i can hear my boyfriend listening to markiplier in the bathroom instead of cuddling me i know what estranged housewives feel like when they see their husbands mistress

wayward-vagabong:

i have one braincell and its occupied by the alpha kids at all times

zpamtondiedinablender:

reblog this to entrap the person you reblogged it from in a grain silo

riougenkaku23:

cuteskitty:

*does this to you*

I refuse to let this stay in just the tags

girl-simulator:

pulmosan-deactivated20200908:

girl-simulator:

Question: how long does a stick of deodorant last you?

Usually only 3 or 4 bites.

Why do I even bother